Posts Tagged ‘unfortunate innuendo’

I honestly have no idea if anyone is reading this. I think I’ve decided that I don’t care. Whatever this is, it’ll grow legs and scuttle all over the place until somebody smashes it with his shoe and then looks at it and sees the disgusting splatter. I’d like to work up to that. Let me be your disgusting splatter.

Updates, Updates, Updates! Since everyone is so very interested in me. Or maybe I’m just interested in me. Have you seen the About Me link at the top? I think I may be a closet narcissist. I have done nothing interesting ever! Listen to me talk about myself!

Home Life: Okay not much progress here, BUT I’m planning on it!  I may take Friday off to go clean my old apartment.  Nothing new with the current place, though.  I’m poor this month, leave me alone!  Um, I called my great uncle?  That’s not an update.  You haven’t met him, but he’s taken to talking about how he’s going to die soon.  But he says it quite happily (his wife died last year, and I think he’s ready), and I should be happy because I’m in his will.  Thanks Uncle George, but can we talk about something else now? 

Health: I am on my fifth cup of water so far today.  I figure that’s as good a place to start as any.  I went shopping on Saturday and bought soy milk!  I’ve decided that I’m maybe going to cut actual milk out of my diet and just drink soy milk.  There is no actual reason for this.  It isn’t a health thing, since I’ll still be eating plenty of cheese and butter.  It just makes me feel like I’m doing something.  I predict it will last through this one container of soy milk.  Um, I made foods!  I made tuna salad for lunches this week, which is always a tasty option.  I made this great sautéed chicken in white wine.  Good diet, Drunky!  See, y’all, my brain is still picking fights.  Some things won’t change.  But yeah, goal for the week is to cook something for myself every night, and check out the Lincoln Park Farmer’s Market on Saturday.

Career/Future: Did some LSAT review on Saturday, which was fun.  I am currently focusing on proper strategies for doing the Games portion of the test, since that is the weakest part for me.  It’s not that I can’t reason it out, but that I just don’t know the best way to display the information, so I often end up horribly confusing myself.  And I tend to overthink things and complicate matters, which is very bad when it comes to doing these games.  Gotta work on that.  Goal for the week is to get through the rest of the games chapter and take another practice LSAT this weekend.

Social: Move along folks, nothing to see here.   I guess this is okay, but considering everything else I am doing, this may just simmer.  On the back burner.  I’ll go out late night this weekend.  How about that?

And, ahem, In Conclusion: I think I’ve decided to get a subscription to Bitch Magazine.  Because there’s nothing that my apartment with Alex needs more than some Bitch on the coffee table.